Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
please come you make the beer taste better
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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