Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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