You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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