ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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