My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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