to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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