Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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