I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one