In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.