Just cropdusted the office
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
i dont even know how to be here
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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