At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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