Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
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He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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