How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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