she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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