she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
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They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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