I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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