YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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