So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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