we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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