I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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