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My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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