I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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