i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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