im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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