he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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