all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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