ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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