The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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