I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
the liver wants what the liver wants
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
my liver is dry heaving
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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