You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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