Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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