at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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