what if I'm pregnant?
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I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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