What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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