I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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