k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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