Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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