More tranny stories later!
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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