Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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