Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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