Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
They have beer where we have blood.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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