: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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