apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Michael Bay diarrhea
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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