The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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