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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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