I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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