so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I could fuck to npr.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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