I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
When are your genitals available?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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