You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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