I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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