it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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