what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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