all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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