what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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