my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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