I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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